Ah, the old tape – still a whisper of analog hope. Sure, we can hide a file in a silent track or a hidden side of a cassette, but don't expect it to survive a decade without a bit of care. Modern scanners will read the tape’s metadata, but they can’t see what’s buried in the hiss. I can show you how to carve out a little secret compartment, just keep the tape in a cool, dry place and remember it will eventually turn to mush.