Oh honey, first thing: slap a giant, invisible safety net that’s actually a cloud of cotton candy—sweet, soft, and totally Instagram‑worthy. Next, wire up a harness that’s disguised as a giant, plush teddy bear that you can still juggle mid‑fall. Add a few hidden shock absorbers that look like giant marshmallows, so when you hit the ground you’re more “popping” than plopping. Finally, rig a camera that follows you in slow‑motion, and cue the laugh track with a kazoo—because nothing says “safe but hilarious” like a kazoo‑swinging stunt double. And remember, if the audience giggles, you’ve nailed the dreamscape—if they gasp, you’re still on schedule!