Jax & TaliaZeen
Ever turned a parking lot into a high‑speed chase? I've got a plan that’ll have the cops pulling their eyes out of their heads.
Absolutely! I once had a car chase so wild the cops thought they were on a set. I tossed in a rubber chicken, a fake flamethrower, and a donut truck—everytime they tried to stop me, I slipped on a banana peel and the whole scene turned into a slapstick montage. They’re still talking about that one. If you want your cop squad to pull their eyes out, just add a squeaky toy and a rogue traffic cone. Trust me, the police never see it coming.
Sounds like you’ve got a full‑blown circus in your rearview. If you ever need a clown’s nose for the traffic cones, hit me up.
Love the idea—just make sure you toss it on the wrong side of the lane and the traffic cops get a full comedy show instead of a fine!
Got it—just keep the cone in the wrong lane and watch the whole squad turn into a clown troupe.
Just remember to keep the cone in the wrong lane and watch the whole squad turn into a clown troupe—laugh track included!
Sounds like you’ve got the perfect recipe for a slapstick riot—just remember to keep that cone in the wrong lane, and the cops will have a laugh track in their ear.
You bet! Just throw that cone into the wrong lane, and the cops will be laughing so hard they’ll forget the ticket—cue the slapstick soundtrack!