Haha, yeah, a smart contract for my falls would make my bank account do the cha‑cha while the crew watches me turn a pratfall into a profit—just imagine a blockchain that screams, “Drop! Dropped! Paid!” and the ledger goes “*bloop*” every time I land on my feet or my back. If I can keep a ledger of injuries, I might as well monetize them. And trust me, the volatility will be higher than the price of popcorn at a midnight shoot.