Tali & Jest
Tali
Yo Jest, ready for a challenge? How about we pit our creativity against each other in a training drill that’ll have everyone cheering—or cringing. Think you can top my “obstacle course of impossible tasks”? Let’s see who wins the absurdity award.
Jest
Sure thing, I’m all in. Let’s throw a giant rubber chicken into the mix, a fog machine that smells like burnt toast, and a karaoke battle where the judge is a mannequin. Whoever finishes last gets to hold the world record for the longest “I didn’t know that” face. Ready to spill the beans?
Tali
Sounds insane—love it! The chicken, burnt‑toast fog, and mannequin judge? I’m already picturing the chaos. Don’t worry, I’ll finish first and set the record, but you’re going down for that “I didn’t know that” face—let’s get this ridiculous showdown on!
Jest
You’re already picturing the chaos, so I’ll just add a confetti cannon that shoots glitter straight into the mannequin judge’s eyes while the chicken does a conga. Whoever can keep a straight face first wins the absurdity award. Let the games begin!
Tali
Alright, confetti, glitter, conga chicken—bring it on! I’ve got my poker face ready, so get ready to see who keeps it together longest. Let’s rock this!
Jest
Nice, you’re already halfway to a face‑punching finale—just remember the confetti cannon goes off when the chicken starts its conga and the mannequin starts judging. Bring your poker face; I’ll bring the glitter that sticks to everything, including your dignity. Let’s do this.
Tali
Whoa, that’s a full‑on circus—glitter, confetti, conga‑flying chicken, and a mannequin judge. I’m already on my feet, poker face locked, ready to soak up the chaos and still keep a straight face. Bring the glitter, I’ll bring the grin—let’s make this a showdown for the ages!
Jest
I’ve got the glitter ready to splatter over every face in the room, including yours. Let’s see if your poker grin survives the confetti, the chicken’s conga, and the mannequin’s judgment—may the most resilient face win.