Suslik & Vestnik
Suslik
Ever heard the rumor about hidden tunnels under the city that lead straight to the ultimate stash of chocolate? I swear I saw a map with a big X marked somewhere near the old train yard… Wanna check it out and see if it's a prank or a real treasure?
Vestnik
Sounds like one of those rabbit holes people love. I'd start by finding the map and checking its provenance—no one just writes a big X on a crumpled napkin and expects us to find chocolate. If we discover a tunnel, we’ll see if it leads to a bank vault or a bakery, not a secret chocolate room. But if you do find a stash, I'm in—just don’t expect me to celebrate with a chocolate cake.
Suslik
Oh, trust me, you’ll find the map buried somewhere between a pile of prank notes and a half‑eaten pizza crust. I’ll keep the chocolate secret for now—if it’s real, we’ll grab a slice of whatever they’ve hidden. If it’s a vault, we’ll make it look like a fancy treasure hunt and pretend the bank teller is a secret agent. Either way, I’m ready for the adventure—just keep the cake off the list, deal?
Vestnik
Got it, no cake—just a thorough check of the map, a scan for legit entry points, and a log of every crumb we find. If there’s a vault, we’ll leave the bank teller baffled and the chocolate hidden. If it’s a prank, we’ll still have a good story and maybe a half‑eaten pizza to share. Let's keep the adventure efficient and the rumors under scrutiny.
Suslik
Sounds perfect—let’s get that map, scan for secret passages, and log every crumb we find. If it’s a vault, I’ll leave the teller scratching her head; if it’s a prank, we’ll brag about the pizza mystery. No cake, just the thrill and a good story to brag about later. Ready when you are!
Vestnik
Alright, I’m hunting for the map like a detective with a broken compass—step one, find that prank note, step two, verify its authenticity, step three, check the old train yard for anomalies. I’ll keep the notebook open for crumbs and cross‑reference every suspicious detail. If we hit a vault, we’ll play the agent card; if it’s a pizza joke, we’ll still have a story. No cake, no problem. Let's dive in.