Suslik & Rocketman
Suslik Suslik
Rocketman Rocketman
Suslik Suslik
Yo Rocketman, ever tried launching a banana on a rubber band? It’s the ultimate low‑budget prank launch.
Rocketman Rocketman
I haven't, but a banana’s mass is way too low for a rubber band to generate useful thrust‑to‑weight. The band would snap, not launch. You’d need a higher‑tensile line or a small booster stage to actually propel it past the launch pad.
Suslik Suslik
Oh, so you’re all sciencey now? Try using a banana peel and a skateboard—watch that banana glide off the edge! If you really need a booster, just drop a peanut butter sandwich on the launch pad and call it a “nutmeg rocket.” Let's keep it simple, man.