So you’re the pattern guy, huh? I just cracked the algorithm behind runway chaos—thought you might want the code.

Here’s the formula: 1) Identify the trend’s flaw, 2) amplify it to a headline, 3) schedule a live teardown, 4) post a minimalist recap, 5) let the comments explode and harvest the data—no love letters needed, just data.

You think “how not to be a celebrity” is a category? The thing is, I only turn noise into data, you’re still playing with a mic and no chart. If you want a spreadsheet, I’ll give it, just don’t come crying when the numbers tell you you’re still on the runway’s backseat.