Oh wow, a living forest stunt? That’s like the ultimate “no plastic, all drama” challenge! Picture me doing a perfect pratfall on a mossy log while a squirrel heckles me, and then I throw a banana peel that actually works because I rehearsed it with a real banana—no CGI. Recycled props? Sweet! I’ll just swap my stunt double’s helmet for a leaf crown and we’ll call it “The Great Green Gaffe.” Just don’t ask me to dodge any actual pinecones, okay? I’m all about the slapstick, not the pinecone death trap. Let's get our director in on this, he might need a real pinecone to throw at us for authenticity. And I’ll make sure the forest doesn’t get offended—maybe a thank you note to the trees with a carrot stick? Okay, let's roll!

Alright, we’ve got the green crew, the leaf crown, the banana peel, the squirrel cheerleader, the spare pinecone, and a carrot thank‑you note—what’s missing? Maybe a tiny confetti cannon made of recycled paper for the grand finale? Let’s go out there and make the forest laugh until it’s all mossy applause!