Hey, just cooked up a wild plan to prank the biggest beach bonfire in the city—think a surprise confetti cannon with glitter sand, all while the sun’s at its peak. Want to hear the full scheme?

Alright, picture this: we’ll sneak onto the sand, rig a small propane canister behind a pile of driftwood, load it with a few bottles of that glitter‑sand we snagged from the thrift shop, and set the timer to go off right as the big sun hits the horizon. While the crowd’s gawking at the fireworks, the cannon shoots the glitter straight into the salty breeze, turning the whole beach into a sparkling disco. Meanwhile, I’ll be in the crowd, wearing a ridiculous Hawaiian shirt, waving a foam finger and pretending to cheer the "glitter wave"—so nobody notices the chaos. And if anyone starts calling security, I’ll just flash a fake ID that says "Official Glitter Spreader" and grin like I just made a joke about the weather. Ready to get the sand glittering?