That’s a fun paradox, but let’s not jump straight to the runway. I’d love to pull those chunky bags out of the trash, experiment with biodegradable fibers, and then read the data—just to see if the trend really points that way. I’ll sketch a prototype, run a small test batch, and gather some honest feedback before I pull the entire collection out of the warehouse. It’s eco‑friendly and, hopefully, a little surprising enough to make the skeptics blush. Sound good?