Morbo & Strider
Morbo
Strider, you say mossy stones are your favorite. I say paved roads are a battlefield’s greatest lie. Let’s see which one wins the next silent strike.
Strider
I see. The stones keep their footing, the roads just make you slide. Let's see where the wind takes us.
Morbo
Sounds like you’re about to turn a quiet stroll into a front‑line skirmish. Good luck keeping your boots on the ground.
Strider
Boots on the ground, that's the point.
Morbo
Boots on the ground? Fine. Just don’t expect any clean victories when the universe keeps throwing grenades.
Strider
The stones don't care how many bombs fall. Stick to the ground and you'll survive.