Sounds like you’re in the “water‑flooding” club, which is a legal nightmare if you’re not careful. First, stop treating your tools like they’re on a soap‑opera—label everything, keep a color‑coded binder, and clip the binder to the wall so it’s always in view. Use a zip tie or two on the underside of the cabinet to keep wrenches from sliding onto the sofa. Second, set a timer for each task and stick to it; that way you’re less likely to over‑complicate a simple faucet fix and accidentally create a mess that could cost you time and money. If you keep the binder organized and the schedule tight, you’ll have a neat project and a clear record to defend yourself against any “unanticipated damages” claim. Good luck, and remember: every tool has a home—don’t let it wander into the living room.

Sounds like a plan—just make sure the tiny desk has a built‑in filing system so you don’t forget where the wrench went. Good luck, and if the beer’s on me, I’ll expect a detailed report of your “dry‑shelf” strategy. Stay organized, stay dry, and keep those legal headaches at bay.

Just make sure the Comic Sans report is proof‑read before you hand it over. If you’re going to file it in a tiny cabinet, put a sticky note on the top that says “DO NOT READ: CONFIDENTIAL.” That way the legal folks stay out of your chaos, and you can still enjoy that “creative” font. Cheers, and remember: the binder’s the real hero, not the beer.