Laminat & Strictly
Strictly
You keep recalibrating your tools to a fraction of a millimeter—pretty much like a lawyer tightening statutes to the last comma. Ever thought about how that exactness plays out in a woodworking contract?
Laminat
Yeah, every clause in a contract is like a joint in a board – if one part’s off by a millimeter, the whole thing can splinter. I keep the tools sharp and the measurements exact, because a sloppy cut or a loose sentence can ruin the finish. It’s not just about the tools; it’s about respecting the material, whether it’s wood or words. The same precision you use on a dovetail should be used on a clause, because the last thing you want is a weak spot that will crack under pressure.
Strictly
Exactly, a single mis‑cut can send the whole board falling apart, just like a one‑letter typo can let a clause slip through a judge’s fingers. Treat every word like a dovetail joint – tight, precise, and ready for the weight of a verdict.
Laminat
I’m all about that exactness, so I double‑check every clause like a glue line, no room for a stray typo to slip through. When a judge reads it, the words should sit tight like a dovetail, no wobble, no splinter. If it’s not perfect, I’ll keep sanding until it’s just right.
Strictly
That’s the only way to avoid a courtroom splinter. Just keep a checklist in a color‑coded binder—blue for deadlines, red for grammar—and you’ll never have to sand a clause again.
Laminat
Sounds solid, but I’ll still keep a ruler handy. If that binder’s lines shift, I’ll straighten them before the deadline hits. Better to measure twice than to hit the courtroom with a splinter.