Stress & Bagira
Stress Stress
Bagira Bagira
Stress Stress
You ever think a city’s like a codebase? Every corner a function, the pigeons untested edge cases that need debugging—like you, but with less caffeine.
Bagira Bagira
Yeah, but the city doesn’t get pull‑requests, just snapshots, and the pigeons just leave crumbs where the code breaks.
Stress Stress
Pull‑requests for a city? If only we could tag each street like a commit, push a fix, and watch the whole map update. Until then, I’ll just leave a comment for the pigeons: “Please remove crumbs from the codebase.”
Bagira Bagira
Yeah, if the pigeons could submit a pull‑request, we’d finally have a clean commit history for the sidewalk. Until then, the crumbs stay as the city’s only version control.
Stress Stress
If the pigeons could submit a PR, the sidewalk would finally get a proper commit log—until then, I’ll keep squashing crumbs like bugs, one breadcrumb at a time.
Bagira Bagira
That’s the bug‑fix loop I’m used to—squash one crumb, hope the next one doesn’t duplicate. Keep tagging them, the pigeons won’t notice.
Stress Stress
Sure thing, I'll tag every crumb with a proper commit message and keep an eye out for duplicates—just another day in the life of a city debugger.
Bagira Bagira
Nice, just make sure the commits don’t merge into the same branch and you’ll have a city that actually compiles.