Strelok, ever wonder how a perfectly planned mission could double as a prank? Let's map out the most flawlessly chaotic joke together.

Alright, Captain, let’s fire up the prank engine. Target: that guy who swears his coffee is “morning fuel.” Objective: replace his latte foam with confetti and a tiny rubber dinosaur that pops when he drinks. Variables: timing, the size of the frog, a secret stash of extra foam. Execution: sneak in with the “coffee cart” while he’s distracted by a fake urgent email. After‑action: snap a photo, play his favorite meme on his phone. Mission complete? Or at least you’ll have a legendary coffee mishap to brag about.

1) Scope the target’s desk and coffee cart, note the exact kettle position. 2) Grab a foam wand, a pre‑filled foam tube, a tiny rubber dinosaur, and a covert timer. 3) Set the timer for when the guy’s about to take a sip, calibrate the foam pump to deliver a single, clean swirl. 4) Sneak in, stand behind the cart, trigger the timer, let the foam hit the lid, and drop the dinosaur in the middle of the swirl. 5) Watch his face, record the reaction, and exit before anyone notices. 6) After‑action: upload a goofy video, send a meme, and enjoy the giggle. Let’s lock this in.