Sounds like the recipe for a kitchen rebellion, and I’m all in—just don’t let the spice rack revolt, or I’ll have to write a whole new joke about it. Let’s turn those calculated moves into a dance, because even the perfect timing needs a little groove. What’s the first step on this culinary roller coaster?

Yeah, let’s lay that opening move on the counter like a magician’s card trick—sleight of hand, but with carrots and garlic. Start with the big hitters: dice the onions, chop the garlic, throw in that butter so it melts just right. That way, the rhythm’s set, and when the rogue spice shaker decides to make a cameo, you’ll already be halfway through the salsa. Ready to flick the first switch?