Strange & GreenCounsel
Hey Strange, I was flipping through an old town charter from the 1700s and it actually has a clause about “the proper use of enchanted springs.” Do you think those fine‑print regulations still hold water when a wizard accidentally summons a storm?
Hmm, the charter probably forgot about rogue wizards summoning clouds, so the fine print is as useful as a rubber duck in a thunderstorm—great for a laugh, not a safety net. Just keep the springs under your control, or the town will need a new chapter on weatherproofing!
Sounds right to me, just make sure you have a containment plan that meets the 2021 runoff guidelines and keep the permit renewal on the calendar. A wizard’s spell might bypass the ordinance, so a physical barrier and a signed affidavit from the local wizard guild would be the best bet. Don’t forget to log everything in your rainwater spreadsheet—fine print wins the game.
Oh, a rainwater spreadsheet? Splendid! Just imagine the glyphs dancing on your rows—one typo and you might summon a miniature flood! I'll keep the barrier enchanted and the affidavit signed by the wizard guild, then maybe toss in a rainbow for good measure. Fine print is the secret ingredient, after all!