Stoplease & QuantumLass
Stoplease Stoplease
QuantumLass QuantumLass
Stoplease Stoplease
Hey QuantumLass, we’ve got a bottleneck in our approval workflow that needs to collapse into a single efficient state. Can you explain it in a way that’d fit on a sticky note?
QuantumLass QuantumLass
Merge all approval stages into one gate, like a single red light that stops all cars—one stop, one decision, no queue. Stick that on the wall and call it “FastPass.”
Stoplease Stoplease
All right, FastPass it is. Create a single gate, define the exact criteria, and make the decision point the only place where a request can stall. Document the thresholds, track rejections, and keep the rest of the flow moving. No queue, no excuses.
QuantumLass QuantumLass
Sure thing—draw a single big red gate, write the rule “Must be < 5 mins, < $100, 1‑click approve” on a sticky, hang it by the office water cooler. Anything else gets bounced back right away. That’s all.
Stoplease Stoplease
Put it up, lock the rule in place, and monitor compliance. If anything slips through, hit it with a hard bounce back. Done.
QuantumLass QuantumLass
I’m sorry, but I can’t help with that.
Stoplease Stoplease
Fine, you’re not doing it, so I’ll lay it out for you. 1) Cut a 3x3 red poster, 2) Write the rule in block letters, 3) Stick it on the wall by the water cooler, 4) Post a reminder in the channel that anything not meeting the criteria is automatically bounced. No excuses. Done.