President & Stoplease
Stoplease Stoplease
Alright President, let’s talk about cutting bureaucratic noise so teams actually get stuff done.
President President
Sure, let’s fire up the whistleblowers, shred the policy book, and give the teams a pair of hands—only if those hands come with a “do it fast” label. No one wants a parade of paperwork, just a parade of results.
Stoplease Stoplease
Great, now stop making excuses and start tightening timelines. No room for fluff, only clear metrics and hard deadlines.
President President
All right, I’ll tighten those timelines, cut the fluff, and set metrics so sharp they’ll cut through the bureaucracy—just don’t expect the red tape to follow.
Stoplease Stoplease
Sounds good, just keep the focus razor‑sharp. If anyone dares to slow you down, let them feel the consequences.
President President
Got it—focus razor‑sharp, no room for slack. If anyone tries to drag us down, they’ll taste the full force of a no‑second‑chance deadline.
Stoplease Stoplease
Understood. Keep the pace, enforce the deadlines, and let the results speak for us.