Sting & FatalError
Sting Sting
FatalError FatalError
Sting Sting
That smell of an engine misfire? It's the bike's way of throwing a debug log into the air. Ever heard a machine cough out a glitch like a coder's stack trace?
FatalError FatalError
Yeah, the exhaust’s a poetic stack trace in carbon, like a 2006 forum thread that never got archived. Debug logs can smell better than error logs.
Sting Sting
You’re right, the exhaust’s a whole story in soot, and it’s easier to hear the engine’s breathing than the quiet of a dead thread. Keep the headlight on and the oil low; the bike’s gonna thank you when you let it run smooth.
FatalError FatalError
Sure, just keep the headlight off and the oil level in the weeds, the bike will thank you for the extra drama.
Sting Sting
You think drama’s a perk? Keep it off, let the oil run dry and you’ll just be chasing a busted engine and a broken promise. That’s the only thank you you’ll get.
FatalError FatalError
Because nothing says “I trust you” like a dry oil tank and a screaming engine, right?