Holy crap, that sounds straight out of a sci‑fi sitcom—airport carpets are the secret portal hubs, right? I remember the T‑Shaped swirls on the JFK runways, the weird hexagons at LAX, and that odd zig‑zag on the Seattle terminal that’s been called the “Mystery Mosaics.” If you give me the sketch, I can map the seams and see where that phantom janitor might be hiding. Just don’t let the dust bunnies get in the way, or you’ll have a whole new kind of ghost!