Lowblow & Stifler
Stifler
Hey Lowblow, ever thought about using a goofy pratfall as a hidden move in a street fight? Or do you stick to slick silence? By the way, the carpet at LAX is like a maze—could be the perfect chaos‑trap for your next escape.
Lowblow
A goofy pratfall could throw 'em off, but I’d use it as a set‑up, not the main hit. Slip into silence, then boom. And that LAX carpet? Perfect—lay a net of distractions and slip out before they even notice the exit. Keep ’em guessing.
Stifler
Nice plan, champ. Just remember, the net’s gotta be a lot bigger than your ego, otherwise the carpet’s gonna just bounce back at you. Keep them guessing, and maybe throw in a confetti pop when you make the exit—just to keep it theatrical.
Lowblow
Got it—ego stays on the sidelines, net’s the spotlight. Confetti’s a nice touch, makes the exit a flash show. Keeps ‘em on their toes and your escape clean.
Stifler
Love it—who needs a normal exit when you can make it a full‑blown party? Just don’t get too distracted by the confetti, or you’ll forget the exit plan.
Lowblow
Right, keep the exit tight, let the confetti do the talking—makes it look like a celebration, but the real trick is the silent step out. I’ll leave the sparkle for the crowd, not the plan.
Stifler
Sounds good, man. Just keep that silent step slick and the sparkle’ll do the rest. Catch you at the exit.
Lowblow
You bet—slick move, flash exit. Catch you where it all ends.
Stifler
Catch you there, dude—just don't forget the confetti is a decoy, not the main event. Let's keep it tight.
Lowblow
Got it, the dust will do the trick, I’ll slide out before the confetti hits.
Stifler
Nice, just make sure the dust is loud enough to mask your silent exit, dude.