Stewie & Psionic
Psionic
You know how some folks say consciousness is just a byproduct of brain chemistry, but others think there's something more… I was reading about quantum entanglement and it made me wonder if that could explain telepathy. What do you think?
Stewie
Sure, because quantum entanglement is basically the universe’s way of saying, “Hey, let’s share your brain cells.” Telepathy? Only if you can install a Wi‑Fi router in your skull.
Psionic
That joke’s catchy, but entanglement is a physics puzzle, not a neural Wi‑Fi upgrade. If telepathy exists, it probably hinges on something else—maybe subtle electromagnetic or quantum bio‑feedback, not just shared brain cells.
Stewie
So you’re saying the cosmos is tossing you a quantum biology cheat‑code—guess we’ll need a PhD in psychic engineering to tap that signal.
Psionic
A PhD would help, but the real snag is that we have no reliable method to isolate and measure a psychic signal. Until we can replicate something in a lab, it stays speculation.
Stewie
Right, because every scientist in history just sat around with a wand and said, “Let’s see if the psychic signal pops out.” Until someone can actually put a test tube on a telepathic mind, we’re all just chasing invisible Wi‑Fi.
Psionic
Yeah, the idea feels like science fiction, but until someone actually can capture a signal in a test tube, it’s still a wild hypothesis.
Stewie
Wild hypothesis? Sounds like a good plot for a new episode—"Stewie and the Telepathic Test Tube.