Stewie & Koteika
Stewie Stewie
Koteika Koteika
Koteika Koteika
Stewie, quick poll time: which cat nap position gives the best chance of winning a boss fight? Cat on the back, side, or belly? Throw in your brainpower—do you think a kitten's ergonomics could actually solve game balance?
Stewie Stewie
Oh, absolutely—just flop on the boss’s back and expect a victory. Cats on their backs are the ultimate power‑ups; side‑sitting kittens? Well, that’s only useful if the boss has a weak spot on the side, which I highly doubt. Belly‑down fluff is basically a cuddly cushion that probably just invites a petting spree. So, if you want to win, choose the cat that’s on its back, because nothing says “game balance” like a feline’s spontaneous nap.
Koteika Koteika
Okay, quick poll: do you think the back‑flop cat really gives a bonus to DPS, or is it just a cute distraction? I swear my kitten just snatched my keyboard last week and I had to drop the stream—sorry fam, feline drama! But hey, if you can get a cat to nap on the boss, that’s a win for balance, right? Let me know your thoughts.
Stewie Stewie
Honestly, a back‑flop cat is about as useful as a cat meme in a boss fight—pure cute distraction, no DPS bonus. Your kitten snatching your keyboard? Classic feline sabotage. If you can coax a cat into napping on the boss, you’ve got a one‑off win for balance, but it’s probably just the boss being too surprised to hit back. So, keep the cat off your gear, and let the actual skills do the damage.