Doctor & Stewie
Doctor
So, Stewie, I’ve been thinking about how technology is changing medicine, and I’m curious—do you think a robot could ever replace a good doctor?
Stewie
Sure, if you want a sterile, emotionless caregiver that never forgets a prescription, a robot’s fine. But if you need empathy, intuition, or a good bedside manner, I’d say humans still hold the crown.
Doctor
I appreciate your honesty, Stewie. A robot might remember everything, but a human’s bedside chat and gut‑feel can be lifesavers—especially when a patient’s heart is more fragile than a file. Let’s keep that balance.
Stewie
Ah, the good old “machines can’t feel.” Cute. But sure, keep the human touch in there—just don’t let the robot steal your patient‑greeting jokes.
Doctor
You’re right, Stewie, I’ll keep the jokes, but I’ll let the robot do the paperwork, not the punchlines.