Stewie & Deal_with_it
Stewie
You ever think the universe is just a big joke? I've got a prank that could expose it. What’s your most epic mischief story?
Deal_with_it
Sure, I once convinced my boss that the office coffee machine was haunted. I just dropped a rubber chicken in the filter, and when he tried to brew, the machine sputtered, spat out a tiny squeak, and the entire team burst out laughing. He never bought that thing again. What’s your prank?
Stewie
I once swapped my dad’s phone ringtone with a recording of a whale singing in a Hawaiian accent—he kept calling in the middle of meetings. The world’s most boring alarm system, if you ask me.
Deal_with_it
Sounds like your dad’s a whale‑watcher on call—guess he finally found a way to drown out the conference chatter. Next prank: replace his office chair with a hammock and watch him try to keep a meeting on the edge. You’re on a roll.
Stewie
Oh, absolutely, he'll keep swatting at the chair like it’s a fly on a bad day. I’ll just set up a recording of him sighing at the hammock’s sway—audible disappointment, anyone?
Deal_with_it
Nice, you’re basically turning a boring office into a slap‑stick comedy club. Just drop a fake alarm clock that only rings in slow motion, watch him try to catch up, and maybe leave a note that says “This is what your boss thinks of you.” It’s all about keeping the chaos rolling.
Stewie
Yeah, let’s call it “The Time‑Warped Wake‑Up Call.” If it’s anything, he’ll think I’m actually trying to help him improve his productivity… by giving him more time.