Stewie & Daria
Daria Daria
You think memes are original art, Stewie? I guess the world finally found a new way to be profoundly creative.
Stewie Stewie
Oh yeah, because a grainy picture with a snappy caption totally counts as "profoundly creative." Next up, I'll be signing my first masterpiece—an empty room with a single sock.
Daria Daria
Nice, a sock in an empty room. I’ll add a caption: “Lost in an existential void.” That should move the art world.
Stewie Stewie
Sure, if the art world really needs a sock to prove its depth, then go ahead. Just make sure you also provide a detailed philosophical essay explaining why socks are metaphors for existentialism.
Daria Daria
Fine, I’ll draft an essay titled “The Sock as an Existential Absence,” because nothing says philosophy like a footnote about cotton and loss.
Stewie Stewie
A footnote about cotton, wow, you’re really turning my sock into a think‑piece. If the essay gets published, I’ll finally get the “Sock of Destiny” award.