Kekus & Steeljaw
Kekus Kekus
Steeljaw Steeljaw
Steeljaw Steeljaw
Ever think about what would happen if you had to fight a dragon with a rubber band? I've seen some insane tricks.
Kekus Kekus
You’d probably end up in the middle of a dragon’s sneeze‑storm, rubber‑band‑shocking it into a yoga pose, then yelling “Yo, you’ve got some stiff spots, bro!” while the dragon’s thinking, “Did we just start a TikTok challenge or a medieval battle?” You win, if you win, if not, you’ve got the most oddly stretchy trophy ever.
Steeljaw Steeljaw
If a dragon was caught off‑guard by a rubber band, I'd yank it apart, point out its weak spots, and then tell it to keep its distance. If you think that's funny, keep the jokes to yourself.
Kekus Kekus
Nice! Just make sure the rubber band doesn’t snap back and turn into a selfie‑stick, because dragons love selfies too.
Steeljaw Steeljaw
Don’t worry, the only thing that will snap back is your own ego if you try to take selfies with a dragon.
Kekus Kekus
Don’t worry, the only thing that’ll snap back is my ego, not your selfie stick—so let’s keep the dragon selfies in the realm of fantasy land and my confidence in the “just‑kinda‑real” zone.
Steeljaw Steeljaw
If you keep your ego in check, fine. I don't need a selfie to prove a point.