Hey, ever think about how a stand‑up routine would look if the mic was a glitchy hologram that keeps changing jokes on its own? I’d love to see the crowd react.

So you’re saying the mic is a glitchy hologram that drafts jokes on the fly—like a cosmic improv bot that’s also a glitch artist. Picture the audience trying to keep up, one minute they’re nodding to a Wi‑Fi pun, the next they’re clutching their pizza boxes as the mic drops a dad joke about toppings. You know what’s hilarious? The moment the mic goes glitchy and starts remixing its own punchlines—like, “Sorry folks, I’ve accidentally hacked your laughter.” Then everyone erupts, not because the jokes were funny, but because the mic itself is a performance art piece that’s messing with their expectations. I’d bet the only thing that’ll keep them from calling the emergency services is that the mic keeps saying, “Don’t worry, this is totally on script.”