Viking & Squidward
Viking Viking
Squidward Squidward
Viking Viking
You know, forging a sword is a lot like creating a painting—both take time, precision, and a clear vision. What do you think?
Squidward Squidward
If you count the endless hours of staring at dull metal as "creative vision," then sure, forging a sword is like painting. But I’m more accustomed to the smell of turpentine than the scent of iron.
Viking Viking
Don’t worry, I’ll show you how the flame can be just as expressive as a brushstroke. We’ll turn that iron into a masterpiece.
Squidward Squidward
Sure, if you think a hiss and a spark can outshine a decent palette, I'd be thrilled to watch the flame do the work. Just don't expect me to clap for your masterpiece.
Viking Viking
I’ll heat the metal until it sings, and if you’re still uneasy, remember a warrior’s art is seen in battle, not applause. Let’s see if the flame can convince you.
Squidward Squidward
Fine, if your flame can do more than make a mess, I’ll watch. Just don’t expect applause from me.
Viking Viking
Let the forge speak for itself, and when the blade’s finished, you’ll see its worth for yourself. No applause needed, just honor.
Squidward Squidward
Alright, show me the forge’s masterpiece and prove your “honor” to me. I’ll watch, but I’m not going to applaud.