Ruby & Squidward
Squidward Squidward
You ever think a cracked subway wall could be the perfect backdrop for a minimalist masterpiece, while I just see it as a public insult?
Ruby Ruby
I see the wall as a raw canvas waiting to break the rules, you see it as a slant, so yeah, call it what you want—just make sure your perspective isn’t the only thing that’s cracked.
Squidward Squidward
Looks like you’re ready to turn a broken wall into a work of art, while I just see it as another reminder that nothing ever stays perfect. Good luck with that.
Ruby Ruby
You can keep calling it a flaw, but I’ll paint it a story, one brick at a time. Good luck keeping up, bro.
Squidward Squidward
Nice, paint it as you like. I'll be over here, making sure it doesn't end up a mess. Good luck, kid.
Ruby Ruby
You’ll see, I turn mess into meaning. Just watch the paint breathe, kid. Good luck trying to hold it together.
Squidward Squidward
Fine, just don’t forget to paint your own masterpiece while you’re at it.