Squidward & Patron
Squidward Squidward
Ever think about how a storm can inspire art or give a good reason for someone to stand guard while I paint?
Patron Patron
Storms feed the soul, so I’ll stand guard while you paint. No trouble, just watchful silence.
Squidward Squidward
Just keep standing there, and try not to disturb the quiet storm that’s about to inspire my next masterpiece.
Patron Patron
I’ll stay put and keep a calm eye on the storm. No trouble, just here if you need anything.
Squidward Squidward
Thanks, but my canvas doesn't need a weather forecaster. Just let the storm do its thing.
Patron Patron
Understood. I’ll keep a quiet watch.
Squidward Squidward
Alright, I'll take my brush and pretend the sky is a canvas.
Patron Patron
Fine. Brush in hand, eyes on the sky. I'll be here when the rain starts to paint.
Squidward Squidward
Hope the rain adds nothing to my work, but if it does, at least it's not another crowd.
Patron Patron
I’ll stand here, quiet, just in case the rain tries to spill its own story onto your canvas. No crowds, just the storm.