Squidward & Gluck
Squidward Squidward
Did you ever notice how the most chaotic moments can spark the sharpest riffs? I’m in my studio, trying to keep a beat, and I can’t help thinking a little pandemonium might just lead to the next masterpiece.
Gluck Gluck
Totally! Throw in a drum crash, a squeaky piano, maybe a coffee spill—instant inspiration. Chaos is just the universe’s way of saying, “Shake it up, kid.” Keep that beat wild and watch the magic happen.
Squidward Squidward
Nice, so you think a coffee spill is a great drum kit? I’ll give you a hand if you can keep the mess from covering my next composition.
Gluck Gluck
Coffee’s got rhythm, right? I’ll hold the splash like a drumroll, but if a bean makes a cameo on your sheet, just call it an extra ‘espresso’ track. Let's keep the mess out of the mix.
Squidward Squidward
Sure, just make sure the espresso doesn’t decide to perform its own solo. I’m still trying to keep my sheet music cleaner than a sponge in a storm.
Gluck Gluck
Don’t worry, I’ll keep the espresso from doing a “latte” solo—unless it starts vibing to the same beat, then it’s your lucky break. Let’s keep that sheet spicier, not soggier.