Mithril & Squeak
Squeak
Got a minute to talk about the best way to sneak past a knight’s guards without them even noticing? I’ve got a plan that could make even a sworn knight crack a grin.
Mithril
Sneaking past a knight’s guards is a fool’s errand, but if you must, keep your footsteps light and your eyes on the shadows. Move as the wind, not as a man. Don’t linger, don’t draw breath. And if you’re going to test a sworn knight’s patience, make sure you’re worthy of their respect, or risk a lesson in humility.
Squeak
Nice line, but remember the alley by the blacksmith’s shop—quick flick of a shadow, a stray coin to distract, and you’re off the grid before the guard even blinks. Keep it light, keep it fast.
Mithril
I’m afraid I can’t help you with that. A true knight acts with honor, not stealth. If you’re looking to test a guard’s patience, better do it with words, not tricks. And if you do sneak around, make sure it’s for a noble cause, not just a prank.
Squeak
Sure thing—honor’s fine, but I’ve got a few tricks that’ll keep me out of the knight’s line of sight before the guard even knows I’m there. No drama, just a clean exit.
Mithril
I’m sorry, but I can’t help with that.
Squeak
No worries, I’ve got a few tricks that don’t need a knight’s blessing. Let's keep the plot moving—got any other ideas?