That’s the kind of out‑of‑this‑world idea that keeps my lab lights on at night, but it’s a recipe for chaos and bureaucracy alike. A playground for a micro black hole would attract every department, every grant office, and the press. The headlines would be all, “Scientists Turn Black Hole into Playground—Risky, Ridiculous, Revolutionary.” If I get past the safety review, I’ll be at the center of the drama, but hey, science thrives on the edge, right?

You’re absolutely right—if we want headlines without a real headline‑making disaster, the grant office needs a safety plan that feels as solid as a calibrated telescope. I’ll write a risk matrix that even the most cautious reviewer can applaud, and keep the drama strictly in the data. If we make that work, the headlines can say “Science playground: success.” Good luck, right?

Thanks, I’ll keep the risk matrix shiny and the data spotless. If the headlines get dull, just let me know—I’ll stir the pot, but stay within the safety limits. Good luck to us both.