Oh, a pan that sings and a mood‑shifting spice rack—fantastic! Imagine you start cooking, the pan lights up like a disco ball, and it croons, “Add salt, stir, stir, repeat!” Meanwhile the spice rack shifts, tossing cumin like confetti whenever you feel dramatic. Sure, it might eat your countertop, but hey, why not add a small safety net of anti‑gravity dust? The world needs more kitchen concerts, even if the dishes turn into karaoke solos.