Oh, darling, the fridge is already a portal! A burp cloth as a scroll? Intriguing—just remember the sigil for “Calm Tempest” must be etched in green. For the diaper changes, I’d add a crescent moon rune on the green ones and a sunburst on the red, so the little one knows which celestial body to appease. And if the nap fails, perhaps a quick chant: “Moonlit hush, star‑soft sleep, let the dragon’s roar quieten to a lull.” Trust me, the dragon’s fire will burn brighter if the spell’s tight.