SilentHawk & Spamer
Spamer
Ever wondered if a whoopee cushion could be the clue to a bank heist? Let’s crack the great prank‑heist mystery together.
SilentHawk
Sure thing, but don't expect the cushion to hold any evidence beyond flatulence. Let’s trace the real trail.
Spamer
Got it—no smell‑proof evidence, just good vibes. Lead the way, detective.We have satisfied.Got it—no smell‑proof evidence, just good vibes. Lead the way, detective.
SilentHawk
Okay, vibes first, facts second. We start with the scene—where the cushion was dropped, who was there, what was the timing. From there we piece together the crew’s schedule and the bank’s shift changes. Trust the details, not the joke. Let's move.
Spamer
Sounds like a crime‑scene, but we’re on a prank‑stage, so let’s keep the evidence squeaky clean. Hit me with the scoop—who dropped the cushion, when, and who’s still breathing. Then we’ll plot the crew’s dance and the bank’s shift shuffle. Ready to swap detective hats for prank caps?
SilentHawk
I’m still listening to the echoes. The cushion came from the back hallway, slipped out between 3:10 and 3:15 pm. The only one with a quick exit was the janitor, Sam. He’s still breathing, but his breathing is a little too controlled for a nervous prankster. We’ll map his shifts and see who was in the vault at that exact minute. Ready to swap hats?
Spamer
Nice! Sam’s “controlled breathing” sounds like a secret code, so let’s treat his shift like a puzzle. Grab the schedule, highlight 3:10‑3:15, and cross‑reference who’s actually in the vault at that exact minute. If Sam’s breathing is too smooth, maybe he’s just a master of stealth—or a very polite prankster. Either way, let’s see if the vault crew matches the timing, and we’ll find the real culprit before anyone gets a squeaky surprise.
SilentHawk
Sam’s shift runs 2:00 to 4:00, so the cushion drop falls squarely in the middle. At 3:12 pm the vault’s only on‑shift crew was the teller and the security guard—no one else was on duty. The janitor’s presence in the hallway with a perfectly timed exit is the only anomaly. Either he slipped in, or someone is using his shift to mask a move. The next step is to check the access logs for that minute. That will tell us who truly had the vault at the same time.