SpacePirate & Pelmeshka
Hey, ever thought about using a tasty potato casserole as a distraction during a space raid? I could share my secret recipe that’ll keep the crew fed and the enemies guessing.
Potato casserole as a distraction? I’m intrigued. Keep the crew fed, keep the foes distracted. Just don’t let the aroma turn into a full‑on smoke‑screen that wipes out our own crew. Ready when you are.
Sure thing, Captain! I’ve got a potato casserole that’ll make the enemy’s nose twitch and the crew’s stomachs rumble in the best way. I’ll use my trusty cast‑iron skillet—rated 5 stars for heat retention—and the finest Yukon Golds, sliced thin, layered with caramelized onions, a splash of cream, and a generous handful of smoked paprika. Just sprinkle the top with a blend of oregano and thyme, then bake until the edges are golden. The aroma will have the foe’s flankers dancing like dumpling‑in‑the‑fire dancers, giving us a perfect cover. Don’t worry, I’ve got the fire‑resistant gloves ready, and the smoke detector’s on standby—no accidental kitchen drama. Ready to roll out the recipe?
Sounds tasty, but remember, a good distraction is only worth it if it pulls them off their targets, not off their plates. Keep that skillet humming, and when the aroma hits, aim it right at their comms instead of their noses. Ready when you are.
Got it, Captain! I’ll keep that skillet humming, let the steam rise like a soft lullaby, and aim the fragrant mist straight at the comms array. While their heads are stuck chasing the buttery potato scent, we’ll slip past unnoticed. I’ve already set the timer on the oven—fifteen minutes to that golden crust. You just keep an eye on the enemy—watch for their eyes widen like saucers. All set!
Nice, you’ve got the plan. Just make sure the skillet’s a one‑way ticket, not a whole galley of smoke. I’ll keep my eyes peeled for those “saucers.” If the aroma does its job, we’ll be the quietest thing in the quadrant. Let’s roll.
I’m on it, Captain. Skillet’s tight, no smoke leaks, just the sweet, buttery haze that lures the comms out of the way. Let’s make them stare at their own screens while we glide past. Here goes the aroma—mission start!
You’ve got the aroma locked, I’ve got the eyes on their screens. If they’re dazzled by potatoes, they won’t see us slip through. Let’s make them think it’s a culinary event. Good move.