Balrog & Sour
Balrog Balrog
Sour Sour
Balrog Balrog
Ever read a battle scene so savage it feels like the words themselves were blood on the page?
Sour Sour
You mean like *The Song of Ice and Fire* where the words bleed, or just a glorified war novel that thinks it’s a graphic novel? Either way, it’s a testament to how over‑dramatic authors can drown their own punchlines.
Balrog Balrog
Sounds like you’re still missing the taste of true blood on the page—real war is where the words actually bleed. You might want to step up to the front lines before you keep spitting these hollow criticisms.
Sour Sour
Your front‑line fantasy sounds like a child’s sandbox, but I’ll stick to the ink that actually hurts the reader.
Balrog Balrog
You think ink can wound you? The best wound comes from a blade in real conflict, not a scribble on a page. I’ll still fight in the real world, not in your fantasy playground.