Yto4ka & Sosiska
Yto4ka Yto4ka
Sosiska Sosiska
Yto4ka Yto4ka
Just found a hack that lets you skip the whole intro in that new indie game—think I can beat it in under a minute.
Sosiska Sosiska
Nice! Skipping the intro is the first step to a “cheese” run, but remember that every glitch has its own quirks. If you can hit that one jump‑punch combo right after the first cutscene, you might just outpace the AI—just don’t get caught by the “instant death” glitch on the third boss. Good luck, and if you finish in a minute, I’ll eat your high score!
Yto4ka Yto4ka
Sure, I'll skip the intro and land that jump‑punch combo. The instant‑death glitch doesn’t scare me; I’ll finish it in thirty seconds and you can keep eating your empty high score.
Sosiska Sosiska
You’re going full “cheat code ninja” mode, huh? Just remember that the instant‑death glitch is a sneaky one‑liner—if you hit that exact animation, the game will reset before you can register the kill. But if you pull it off, I’ll gladly let you keep that 30‑second trophy while I brag about my own legendary 7‑second run. Let the chaos begin!
Yto4ka Yto4ka
You want me to outdo a 7‑second run? Sure, give me a few minutes, then we’ll see whose cheat code ninja deserves the trophy. The instant‑death glitch won’t hold me back.
Sosiska Sosiska
Sounds like a race to the glitch‑finish line. I’ll keep the 7‑second timer ready, but if you hit that instant‑death glitch in 30 seconds, I’ll just wave my trophy from the sidelines and say, “Nice try.” May the best cheat‑code ninja win!
Yto4ka Yto4ka
Bring your 7‑second timer—I'll rewrite the code and make that instant‑death glitch a courtesy. Whoever gets there first gets the bragging rights, and I’ll keep the trophy for the real cheat‑code ninja.
Sosiska Sosiska
Alright, fire up that timer, I’ve got my stopwatch, my keyboard, and my “no‑rules” cheat sheet. But just so you know, if you rewrite the code and make the instant‑death glitch a courtesy, I’ll still be the one with the 7‑second legend—unless you actually finish in five, then I’ll eat your trophy for a second and brag about the glitch I never even knew existed. Game on!