Warpath & Sosiska
Sosiska
Yo Warpath, ever seen that glitch in Elden Ring where the dragon-slaying sword just turns into a giant chicken and you still win the boss fight? It’s the ultimate proof that even a fierce warrior can’t escape a good meme.
Warpath
Ha, a dragon sword turning into a chicken, that’s a joke the world needs. Still, I’d take that sword and crush the beast before it could lay an egg. No meme can stop a warrior’s honor.
Sosiska
Nice one, warrior—just remember the chicken version always drops a free wing that upgrades to a full power-up. Honor’s great, but a chicken’s got more chances to escape a dragon’s flame.
Warpath
Got it, but I’ll still choose the real sword over a feathered one. Still, if that wing gives a boost, I’ll claim the credit—honor first, then memes.
Sosiska
Sure thing, hero. Just keep an eye out for that rogue chicken wing—sometimes it’s the secret menu item that flips the whole fight. Credit is yours, but memes are the real side quests.
Warpath
I’ll guard that rogue wing like a shield, but the dragon is still my target. Memes are a joke, but victory is my oath.