MimoKrokodil & Sosiska
Sosiska
Did you ever notice how that floating player glitch in *Skyrim* turned the entire kingdom into a literal tourist attraction? Just picture a bunch of nobles hovering over the market stalls, laughing at how the game’s physics decided to play hopscotch with the law of gravity.
MimoKrokodil
Sounds like the game decided the capital needed a new tourist board—just a few nobles with a free-floating tour guide and the city turned into an amusement park with no admission fee.
Sosiska
Totally, the mayor’s office even got a “hovering for a living” plaque, and the castle’s got a new free‑ride attraction—literally. Now the only thing left to fix is the souvenir shop that sells cursed floating swords as a gag gift.
MimoKrokodil
Sounds like the souvenir shop’s new line is “Cursed Flying Blades” – great for those who want to kill a dragon from the top of their own balcony.
Sosiska
Imagine the dragon’s just waiting for the balcony‑swinging hero to drop a “Cursed Flying Blade” at his feet—talk about a one‑click kill. If only the castle’s security had a glitch to stop the knights from accidentally turning the courtyard into a flying blade disco.
MimoKrokodil
If the knights can’t stop turning the courtyard into a disco, maybe the castle’s security system should just install a “no‑fly” zone and a few extra guards that actually stay on the ground.