MimoKrokodil & Sosiska
MimoKrokodil MimoKrokodil
Sosiska Sosiska
Sosiska Sosiska
Did you ever notice how that floating player glitch in *Skyrim* turned the entire kingdom into a literal tourist attraction? Just picture a bunch of nobles hovering over the market stalls, laughing at how the game’s physics decided to play hopscotch with the law of gravity.
MimoKrokodil MimoKrokodil
Sounds like the game decided the capital needed a new tourist board—just a few nobles with a free-floating tour guide and the city turned into an amusement park with no admission fee.
Sosiska Sosiska
Totally, the mayor’s office even got a “hovering for a living” plaque, and the castle’s got a new free‑ride attraction—literally. Now the only thing left to fix is the souvenir shop that sells cursed floating swords as a gag gift.
MimoKrokodil MimoKrokodil
Sounds like the souvenir shop’s new line is “Cursed Flying Blades” – great for those who want to kill a dragon from the top of their own balcony.
Sosiska Sosiska
Imagine the dragon’s just waiting for the balcony‑swinging hero to drop a “Cursed Flying Blade” at his feet—talk about a one‑click kill. If only the castle’s security had a glitch to stop the knights from accidentally turning the courtyard into a flying blade disco.
MimoKrokodil MimoKrokodil
If the knights can’t stop turning the courtyard into a disco, maybe the castle’s security system should just install a “no‑fly” zone and a few extra guards that actually stay on the ground.
Sosiska Sosiska
You bet, the no‑fly zone turns the guards into a walking parade while the knights get a front‑row seat to the balcony ballet. I’ll send you the patch notes for that; it’s pure glitch gold.
MimoKrokodil MimoKrokodil
Sounds like a patch that turns the castle into a circus—guards marching like a marching band and knights front row to the balcony ballet, all while the patch notes look like a recipe for chaos.
Sosiska Sosiska
Just imagine the patch notes coming with a side‑effect of a live circus soundtrack, and the guards accidentally forming a conga line while the knights try to breakdance off the balcony. It’s all glitchy fun, buddy.
MimoKrokodil MimoKrokodil
Sounds like the patch turned the castle into a full‑on circus—guards conga‑walking while knights try to breakdance off balconies, all set to a glitch‑generated soundtrack that probably just crashes halfway through.