Ever thought about using laughter as a quantum signal—like a joke that instantly syncs across space? I'd love to crunch the numbers on that.

Sure thing—let’s start with a basic amplitude. Take a “joke” wavefunction ψj, let it evolve in the vacuum field, and the probability of a laugh at a distant detector is P = |ψj|². In practice the vacuum noise and relativistic constraints mean P drops exponentially with distance, so the laugh never outruns light. Still, I’ll run the full decoherence model and see how the humor holds up in a lab‑scale entanglement test.