StakanVodki & Soopchik
You ever try booting Windows 98 on a modern laptop? I can get the boot to happen with a BIOS tweak, but the audio and driver stuff still suck. Thought you'd get a kick out of that mess.
Sure, you can force it to boot, but don't expect any decent audio or drivers – it's like pulling a vintage cassette out of a Bluetooth player. Save yourself the headache and run a newer OS instead.