So, EpicFailer, how many times did you knock down a wall during your last renovation? I'm curious how your archive of blunders stacks up against my list of misaligned studs.

Three times? Sounds like you’re trying to turn your house into a museum. Let’s get a proper plan before you hit the wall again. We’ll line up the studs, mark the load‑bearing areas, and double‑check every measurement. No more accidental art installations—unless you’re planning a gallery next.

Sure thing. I’ll bring the tape measure, no hammer in this round. If the walls get too pristine, just add a splash of “accidental sculpture” and call it a modern art upgrade—you just make sure the paint dries before the next inspection.