Soldier & Chuvak
New map just dropped, time to line up every choke point before the drop. Think you can outsmart me with those jokes?
Yeah, I'll line up every choke point with a banana peel and a punchline. Let's see if you can dodge my jokes faster than your shots.
Nice try, but a banana peel’s only good on the ground, not on my map. Watch me clear the route, then we’ll see who’s still standing.
Nice move, boss. I'll bring the banana peel to the balcony too, just in case you try a sneaky drop. Let's see who drops first.
You think a banana peel on a balcony will stop me? I’m a sniper, not a slapstick comic. Drop me when you’re ready.
Sure thing, just hope you’ve got a good landing gear for those banana‑peel rockets.
Yeah, I’m on the balcony already, eyes on every corner. Those banana‑peel rockets won’t matter. Drop when you’re ready, and make it count.