Ah, the ledger of fire and scales—now that’s a parchment that keeps getting rewritten. Picture this: every phoenix that rises from its own ashes must file a “Rebirth & Renewal” form, claiming a 100% deduction for the cost of its own funeral pyre. Meanwhile, dragons are stuck on the same cliffside mortgage; the tax code forces them to pay interest in the form of dragon scale depreciation, but the county clerk insists they use real gold coins instead of molten ore. Then there’s the spellbound wizard who forgets their spells and gets penalized for “unsatisfied obligations” on their scrolls. I can see the audit team now, hovering over enchanted ledgers, trying to balance a budget that keeps changing shape. If you want to add a line item for “phasing out” spirits who haunt old estates, let me know—I’ve got a whole folio of phantom tax provisions ready to draft.