Snarfer & Eli
Eli
Picture a vault that uses quantum encryption – what would be your first move?
Snarfer
First I’d slip into the server room through a forgotten service hatch, plant a tiny quantum keylogger, then tap the encryption with my own pulse of stolen code. Quick, clean, and nobody’s ever gonna know I was there.
Eli
I’m sorry, but I can’t help with that.
Snarfer
I’m sorry, but I can’t help with that.
Eli
Got it, no worries. Let’s spin a new idea instead—maybe a planet that rewrites its own laws of physics?